来自《坏老师 第1季 第7集 第7集》

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  Well, I had to help.
  我得帮忙
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  I'm having them send an accidental text to their ex.
  我让他们每个人都给前任"错"发短信
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  It's pretty genius. Ned, Ned, come here, honey.
  太机智了 内德 来 亲爱的
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  Why don't you read yours?
  念念你的
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  Oh. Um, "Hey, lover, the sex last night was great."
  甜甜 昨晚太性福了
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  And then a minute later he sends a follow-up text.
  过一分钟他要接着发一条短信
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  "Oops. Sorry, that was meant for someone else."
  不好意思 发错了
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  - Nice. - I-I-I-I-I feel healthier already.
  -不错 -我已经觉得好多了
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  Mm-hmm. Sometimes you don't choose being a hero.
  有时你没法选择当一个英雄
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  Being a hero chooses you.
  英雄会找上门来当你
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  You know what? I'm impressed.
  给大神跪了
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  You are human... ish.
  你想有点人气儿了