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I could say the same about you.
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Oh, thank you.
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You can't write, "I still love you, Carla."
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- It doesn't work. - You doesn't work!
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- What is wrong with you? - I want my tissues back.
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No! I did not shed one tear over my ex.
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- You don't need them. - Yes, I do need them!
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You may be my rock,
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but these dudes are my pillow to cry into.
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And I don't want rocks in my pillow.
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I'm not ready to move on. You're ruining everything!
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I just want you to be as healthy as I am.