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Stop making excuses!
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Get on that party line with Carla
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and tell her she ruined your life!
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That you had everything, and now it's gone!
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And you are stuck with nothing at a crap job
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while that slut drives around in your Mercedes convertible!
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- Excuse me? - There's no guarantee
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that life will turn out the way you want it to!
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Even though you are hot
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and have a great rack!
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Hey, divorced dudes, let's hit up Juanita's.
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First pitcher of margaritas on me,