来自《热浴盆时光机 第0集》

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  Go outdoors. Jesus Christ!
  别老宅了 我的天哪
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  Why don't you get out of the house this weekend, huh?
  你这个周末为什么不出门逛逛呢
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  What should I do out of the house, Uncle Adam?
  我出门干什么呢 亚当舅舅
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  I don't know. Anything that corresponds with reality.
  我不知道 干点跟现实有关的事吧
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  Apply for a job. Maybe try to go to college.
  找工作 或者去读大学
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  I don't know. That all sounds kind of overrated.
  我不知道 这些我都做不来的
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  You don't like it, you can move back in with your Mom.
  你不喜欢的话 可以回家跟你妈住
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  No, I can't actually. She moved in with her new boyfriend.
  不可能的 她已经跟新男友同居了
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  I will not be anywhere near that.
  我不会去当电灯泡的
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  She moved in with him?
  她跟他同居了吗
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  Yeah, the taxidermist.
  正是那个做动物标本的
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  The taxidermist is stuffing my mother.
  他正在用东西塞我的妈妈