来自《热浴盆时光机 第0集》

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  Me and Nick got a little surprise for you.
  尼克和我有个惊喜要告诉你
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  Something special that the three of us can do.
  我们三人能执行的特别计划
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  Come on. You guys.
  得了吧 你们
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  - Are you curious? - No!
  -你想知道吗 -不想
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  I didn't fucking try and kill myself.
  我他妈的没想自杀
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  If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself.
  如果我想自杀的话 我他妈的早就死了
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  I'd be awesome at it.
  我肯定会有些新意的
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  A shotgun to the dick.
  比如对着自己的老二开一枪
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  I'm glad you didn't do it.
  我很高兴你不是自杀
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  It's good to see you guys, anyway.
  无论如何 很高兴见到你们
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  So, just out of curiosity, what's the surprise?
  我并不好奇 只是想问问到底是什么惊喜
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  Tell him.
  告诉他