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I'll tell you.
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First, I dressed as a waiter and snuck into the banquet
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while they were setting up.
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Oh, my God, how long is this story?
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Then I drilled a hole in the stage,
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and underneath I planted the splatter-master saliva keg!
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The what? Are you insane?
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I don't know.
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Is it insane to collect the spit of every patient
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who's passed through my office for the past six months
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and put it in a pony keg?
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- Absolutely. - Not necessarily. - No.