He thought the military was a joke.

他认为军队就是笑料
A refuge for emotional cripples and patriotic fools.

供给情感有缺陷的人和爱国的蠢货的避难所
But you signed up anyway.

但你还是参军了
I guess I just wanted to believe in something.

我猜我只是想有所信仰
You think it'll give it more memory?

这样就能增大存储容量?
Yeah, it seems pretty simple. Maybe just a basic adjustment.

恩看来挺简单的也许做些基本的调整就可以了
It's a pretty good piece.

款式不错
Yeah, it's kind of old.

恩用了好久了
D'ANNA: Maybe I need a new one.

也许该换个了
What the hell is going on?

到底怎么回事?
I don't know.

不知道
You don't know. I'm the Vice President.

不知道?我可是副总统