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You better not be screening my calls.
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Sorry.
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Thought it was another sleazy tabloid looking
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for a statement on my infamous sex tape.
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Well, don't worry.
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The world's full of teen moms and Kardashians,
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who are just waiting to steal your thunder.
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It'll blow over soon.
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Not soon enough.
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The phone's ringing off the hook.
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The studio even called and left a message.
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They want to discuss strategies for dealing with my situation.