All right, there's got to be some kind of mistake.

肯定是哪里搞错了
This is, this is crazy.

这不可能
What is all this?

这是什么情况
Oh, my God, honey, the feng shui in your office was so wrong.

天呐亲爱的你办公室的布置风水不好
No wonder you've been in a funk.

怪不得你最近意志消沉
This new look really shouts "Chairman of the Board."

新的格局绝对能凸显"董事长"气场
And this is just the start.

这只是个开始哦
Suzy the comptroller will be getting a major wardrobe overhaul,

我给审计员苏西安排了衣柜大翻新
Andy in Marketing will be getting a similar visit

还给市场部的安迪安排了
from the office decorating police,

"办公室装修专家"的访问咨询
and Jamal in Sales.

还有销售部的贾马尔
Well, Jamal's gay. Fabulously gay.

贾马尔是个同性恋好帅的同性恋