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I wore my lucky bra for this.
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If everyone else's matches were this awful,
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there's gotta be a bunch of lonely lookers out there.
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Oh! There's a girl I could bring home to mom.
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Oh, Benji, so young, so innocent,
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I can smell her marital boredom from here.
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Plus her husband hit on me
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at the dry-cleaner's last week...
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Which may explain why she's here.
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- What about that one? - Oh God no.
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The boobs, the hair, the nose-- all fake.
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The maintenance alone would break you.