来自《嘿咻卡 第0集》

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  all of our wives' dreams come true and ours don't?
  已婚女人要什么有有 男人要什么没什么
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  Look at Maggie, all right?
  想想你的麦琪吧
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  She used to play house. You bought her a house.
  她以前玩过家家 你给了她一个真正的家
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  She used to play with a Easy-Bake Oven.
  她玩的是玩具烤箱
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  You bought her a Viking.
  后来你买给她一个维京烤箱
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  She wanted to be a mommy, you made her a mommy with your pennis.
  她想当妈妈 你用老二成全了她
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  - GE. - What GE?
  -通用的 -什么通用
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  The oven's a GE.
  烤箱是通用的
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  It doesn't matter, you're not trying to sell anyway.
  这有个毛关系 你又不是在搞推销
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  Look at you, you're not living your dreams.
  看看你自己吧 你远离梦想
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  I don't see you hosting Wheel of Fortune.
  你并没掌握住命运之轮
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  Your wife is living her dreams,
  但你老婆活在她梦想里