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Marcus' father and I have a very complicated sexual past.
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- Oh, my-- - And I don't--
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It's none of your business.
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Well, it became my business
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when that little dude out there called it "Dad-minton."
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Look, if he's confused about your role in his life,
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- That's on you. - What?
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If he sees you as a father figure,
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It's 'cause you act like one.
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- No, I don't. - Well, you do.
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You're always out there playing with him,
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and you take him to baseball games,