来自《家有正太 第1季 第5集 第5集》

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  Well, yes, but I-I-I want to do things to Shasta,
  是没错 但有些我想跟莎斯塔做的事
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  things that I definitely don't want to do to your mother.
  绝对不想跟你妈做
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  What things?
  什么事
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  All right, dude, you know what?
  好吧哥们 这样吧
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  I'm just gonna lay it on the table for you.
  我们打开天窗说亮话
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  Your mother and I aren't attracted to each other sexually.
  我和你妈在性爱方面互不吸引
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  That's a confusing area for me.
  那个对我来说太难懂了
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  Yeah, well, get in line, dude.
  没错 慢慢领悟吧老弟
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  Like, I know babies aren't really made
  我知道当魔尘风暴刮起时
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  when a cloud high-fives a rainbow
  云朵和彩虹击掌
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  during a fairy-dust storm.
  是不会生出孩子的
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  That's just something my mom told me when I was little.
  我小时候妈妈这样告诉我的