来自《家有正太 第1季 第5集 第5集》

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  That's just something my mom told me when I was little.
  我小时候妈妈这样告诉我的
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  You and your mom have had the talk,
  你妈已经跟你聊过这个了
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  the sex talk, right?
  聊性爱 对吗
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  She tried to say something once,
  她有一次想跟我说什么来着
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  but then I went into a fugue state.
  但我后来进入了一种神游状态
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  She calls it "My adorable, little coping mechanism."
  她说那是"我的激萌应对机制"
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  Okay, that is... that's...that's weird,
  好吧 这有点诡异
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  but listen, man, there are things...
  但你听着 有些事情
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  There are feelings that you need to understand.
  有些感觉 你必须学会理解
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  Cool. A life lesson.
  酷 又是人生讲堂啊
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  Human hair...
  人的头发
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  I swear to god, that's what keeps me in business.
  我敢肯定 它是我的财源