来自《家有正太 第1季 第5集 第5集》

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  doesn't know where babies come from.
  居然还不知道小孩是怎么来到世上的
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  I'm 11.
  我11岁了
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  Why can't you ever remember that, dude?
  你怎么老是记不住 哥儿们
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  All right. I'm just trying to help...
  好吧 我只是想帮
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  I don't need your help. I don't need your help.
  我不需要你的帮助 我不需要
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  Darling, we're gonna talk about this later privately,
  亲爱的 等会儿我们私下讨论这个问题
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  in a cool, dry place,
  找一个凉爽又干燥的地方
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  where we both feel safe.
  这样我们都能有安全感
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  Okay, hey, uh, I don't know what's going on here,
  好吧 我不知道这里发生了什么事
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  but I seem to be in the middle of some sort of...
  但我好像夹在异常奇怪的
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  very weird family conflict.
  家庭矛盾之中
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  So I'm just gonna not be here right now.
  所以我还是先闪人好了