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You know, Chinatown freaks me out.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I don't like seeing faces on the stuff I eat.
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I don't like watching one country buy up another country,
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then make tiny versions of itself inside every city.
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Maybe they have a United-States-of-Americatown in China.
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You know, you take tinier steps,
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this stupid pedometer doesn't even notice.
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Yeah, it makes you look like you got to pee.
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Is that made in china?