Those are not extensions, bitch!

我这秀发可是天生的贱货
Are you still laughing, 'cause it wasn't funny.

你怎么还在笑这事一点都不好笑
It was so funny. It was like Looney Tunes funny.

太好笑了你比兔八哥[卡通]还逗呢
It was like Bugs Bunny getting shot in the face funny.

跟兔八哥被猎枪颜射了一样好笑
Only in your version, bugs bunny tries to have a dialogue with the shotgun.

而且你这兔八哥还企图跟猎枪讲道理
I was trying to get your t-shirt back.

我是想帮你把T恤要回来
I wanted you to have it,

我想你有它
because you lit up at the 'will when you saw it.

你在二手店看到它时两眼都放光了
I do not light up, okay?

我才不会放光
There's no light inside me.

我内心阴暗希望之光已灭
What you're seeing is probably radiation from the summer

你看见的光可能是某年夏天我在铁轨边
I collected uranium tubes by the train tracks.

收集铀管残留的辐射吧