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I thought we were gonna talk.
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No, we just didn't have any chocolate cream in the case.
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Why didn't you show up?
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You told me you were gonna be there.
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Well, I had a lot of crap to do.
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Well, you gave me the impression you were going.
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I gave you the impression? I don't do impressions.
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Well, wait, that's not true, I do one, my mom.
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But to do that. I need a christmas tree,
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a gallon of vodka, and a lit cigarette.
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So are we gonna be girlfriends or not?
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Look, I'm gonna give this to you straight up.