- Hi. - Hello.

-你好吗 -你好
Did you walk my horse today?

你今天早上帮我遛马了吗
Yeah, and every other morning.

是啊每天早上都遛
That's so sweet. I wish I had known.

真贴心怎么不早点告诉我
Well, what was I gonna do, post it on your facebook wall?

那我要怎么办去你脸书主页上留言吗
"Ha, walked a horse again today. Totes gross."

"唉今儿个又遛马恶心屎我了"
Besides, who did you think was doing it?

再说了除了我还会有别人干吗
I've always just had things done for me,

以前凡事都不用我动手
I've never really thought about the people doing them.

我也从没想过事儿都是谁做的
Yeah, and I've never had things done for me, so I just do them.

对我天生穷苦命凡事都得亲力亲为
Like now, how I'm making the coffee,

比如现在我在做咖啡
and you're just standing here watching me.

你就在旁边傻站闲着