or, like, a weird splice-baby

还是一个介于他和
between him and that Crispix Glover dude?

"克利斯皮克斯·格拉夫"之间的怪异组合婴儿呢
Oh, man. Time travel's confusing.

老兄时光穿越真是弄不懂啊
Hey, yo, Troy. Meal card.

特洛伊饭卡拿来
First prize is ten G's. But better than that,

一等奖是一万美金但更诱人的是
all of America, and at least half the Orient,

全美国人还有至少一半东亚人
will know who I am.

都会知道爷是何方神圣
If you really wanna win this thing,

要是真想赢下这玩意儿
you should get drunk hood rats

你起码得拍一群喝醉了的妓女
beatin' the shit out of each other in front of a fast food joint.

在快餐店门口打成一团屁滚尿流才行
Knockouts get mad hits.

这种轰动新闻点击率最高了
Nah. I ain't aimin' to be the hood Bob Saget.

不爷的目标又不是成为鲍勃·萨盖特