Or rather, I'm spending the day with my relatives

准确的说是我跟亲戚们共度那一天
while they refuse to acknowledge Christmas.

他们则拒绝承认那天是圣诞节
You jehovah's witnesses-- so severe.

你们耶和华见证会教徒真是够苛刻的
Andre and I will be spending Christmas giving gifts

安德烈和我会一起过圣诞
to the more persuadable of our Jewish friends.

把礼物送给更易说服的犹太朋友
I wouldn't call an unannounced visit from your pastor "a gift."

我可不会把你的牧师突然拜访算做是礼物
And don't bother this year.

今年还是算了
I'll be at the movies with my bubbe.

我和我的祖母一起去看电影
You're not taking both of them?

不成双带去吗
Well, one's dead.

形单影只了
What?

什么
I was looking forward to hanging out with you guys this Christmas.

今年圣诞我很期待跟你们一起过