来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第10集 第10集》

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  * But he won't know we're enemies *
  *彼此为敌 他却不知*
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  * 'cause I'll play sincere, spring a trap *
  *因为我会假扮真诚 设下圈套*
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  * Like that, hug him tight, get on his lap *
  *紧紧拥抱他 坐上他大腿*
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  * And tell him he can come back every year *
  *告诉他 欢迎每年来回*
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  * 'cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness *
  *因为我是耶和华最秘密的见证人*
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  * So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas *
  *穷极一生 献与圣诞*
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  * And act just like I love it till the day I die *
  *恒久热爱 至死方休*
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  * A-b-e-d connoisseur of Christmas *
  *阿布蒂 圣诞行家*
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  * On the spectrum, none of your business *
  *旷世奇人 不关你事*
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  * Talks to fast to comprehend *
  *语速连珠 常人难及*
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  * Just wanna do right by my friend *
  *珍友重情 好好相处*
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  * If years were seasons, this December *
  *如果年头是季节 这个十二月*