All right, team, I've asked you all to join me here to

全体队员我让你们集中到这里是为了
help me prove to my a-hole wife that I am a real doctor and,

帮我向我那蠢货老婆证明我是医生
by extension, save the life of my newborn daughter, blah, blah, blah.

另外就是治好我出生不久的女儿
Go!

开始吧
Could be Bodow Syndrome.

有可能是波陀综合征
Bodow Syndrome: The mysterious condition of having a

波陀综合征伤口不会愈合的
wound that won't heal -- That's a possibility.

神秘症状...可能性很高
Blake, would you like to join this discussion,

布莱克你是要加入我们的讨论呢
or are you just gonna sit there and try to think up jokes

还是就坐在那里绞尽脑汁想笑话
because you heard a paramedic make one

就因为你听到有个护工想到个笑话
and you're jealous?

就让你很妒忌
What do you call a wound on a cow that won't heal?

要是牛有不能愈合的伤口你会怎么说