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Ok, you can be honest. I can take it.
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Ok. I prefer my pasta al dente,
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and the pancetta was a little weird.
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Oh. That's 'cause it's tofu.
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Tofu? I give you my recipe and you do an improv?
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No, no, I followed it down to the micron,
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aside from the pig.
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Look, master of all things Italian,
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I am having a Fellini Festival at my house this weekend
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and I must serve the beautiful food of his country.
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Maybe you should show a Disney film
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and stick with burgers.