Divers-with-tits-eating-shit.org.

"女跳水运动员跌个狗吃屎"网
Or maybe you could make another site for,

或者你可以另外建个网站
like, fat diver girls.

比如"跳水胖妞"
Yeah, I appreciate the tip, homeboy.

谢谢你的点子伙计
But that's a bit too specific.

可好这口的太少了
See, with these, I get both the swimsuit crowd

瞧瞧我这些牢牢地抓住了
and the epic-fail market.

泳装迷和糗事迷的眼球
With some accidental hits from the scheisse porn weirdos.

色情狂偶尔也会来逛一逛
There's a sweet spot there.

好这口的人很多
Now diving Kai Fulton.

现在上场的是凯·富尔顿
For real, though, we gotta handle this fool.

说真的我们得教训教训这个蠢材
Ooh, we could hit him with one of those Christmas tree shanks.

我们可以拿那种像圣诞树的刀捅他几下