Jeff had a really bad case of diarrhea once in cabo.

杰夫有一次和我嘿咻时他却拉肚子了
- That's a good story. - What am I doing?

-多好的经历 -我在干吗呢
I mean I have to bust out of this funk right now.

我是说我得摆脱这种恐惧才行
Well let's start by eating a crap load of something.

让我们从暴饮暴食开始吧
- Put on your elastic pants. - All right.

-穿上你的弹力裤 -好的
Hey j-bird if you want a funk bust

嘿小猪儿如果你想摆脱恐惧
come on by the boat

跟我上船吧
and we'll pound back a box of that pink wine you like so much.

然后我们喝上一整箱你最爱的香槟酒
She has to choose between you and me? What will she do?

若是她只能从你和我中选她会选谁
Ease up Ellie Nellie all right?

别紧张艾莉好吗
I'm dealing with something too.

我也有事情要做
They're repaving the parking lot where I keep my boat

他们要对我舶船的地方重新铺面