to do the same thing to me.

以牙还牙才够公平
You made a sex tape?

你录了自己的性爱录像吗
Okay, really it's just my bar mitzvah video.

其实是我的受戒礼录像
Uh... dirtiest thing on there is my grandmother kissing me on the mouth for...

里面最淫秽的镜头就是我奶奶和我亲嘴
well, it felt like a full minute.

感觉有一分钟那么长
Hey, I know it was a lame gesture, but...

我知道我这个道歉很逊但...
it's all I got.

这真是我最淫荡的录像了
Thanks for not beating the crap out of me like you did to Jasper.

谢谢你没像暴揍贾斯珀那样凑我
I need somebody to live here and, uh,

我需要找个住在这里的人
keep an eye on this place.

帮我照看酒吧
So, um... would you be interested?

所以你有兴趣吗
Uh... really?

真的吗