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but, no, I had to be a good person,
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I had to carry that torso man
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on the skateboard up the subway stairs.
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All this is for a croissant and a doughnut?
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Those things already existed.
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Where was all the fanfare when I combined the sleeping pill
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with the morning after pill and called it
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the "sleep-through- the-morning-after" Pill?
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How did these things get so popular?
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There's no science to this trend stuff.
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It's all decided by one bitchy gay guy
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typing in his room, making it all up.