No. Why?

不要为什么
Because this is usually what men buy before they rape someone.

因为这些都是男人犯强奸案之前的行头
Oh. We're not rapists.

我们不是强奸犯
Us two small fries? No way.

我们这两个小家伙不可能啦
Is it going to be cash or credit for your rape kit?

强奸工具包是付现金还是刷卡
Hey. Is a Slider Station in a rape kit?

强奸工具包包括"滑滑烤锅"吗
- 'Cause we're getting one of those too. - We'll pay cash.

-因为这我还要这个 -现金
Not into rape, just into sliders.

不是强奸是烤饭滴
If it's anal, is it a hard anal tan?

如果是点肛交的呢给他肛交日浴
No, the "Anal" will tip it off too much.

不直说肛交就太直接了
Oh, right. What if a black guy comes in?

好吧要是来了个黑人呢
Would he get a Tanny Glover?

是不是给他上深色斗士