and no one wants to hang out with the mom who fucked a lifeguard.

还有谁愿意和上过救生员的妈交朋友
You never should have told me.

你本来就不该告诉我
I was 13 years old.

我那时候才13岁嘛
I couldn't process information like that.

分不清哪些该说哪些不该说
I thought it was cool

我觉得你妈上了救生员
your mom fucked a lifeguard. Fuck, I'm sorry.

还挺酷的妈的对不起了
Okay. I accept your apology.

我接受你的道歉
That's it? You're not

这就行了你还没
gonna apologize for sleeping with my sister?

为上了我姐姐的事儿道歉呢
- You told me not to mention it. - Great.

-你让我不要提的 -很好
I just want this goddamn day to be over.

我多想让这狗血的一天赶紧过去
- It's locked. - Fuck.

-锁上了 -操