-
Nothing, doll. Tracie's a good-time girl.
-
How does she pay for this place?
-
- SHE doesn't. - Who does?
-
- Simon. - Simon?
-
Yes, darling. Simon, the most boring man on the planet.
-
Simon, who couldn't get a wank in a brothel.
-
What does he do?
-
Teaches English.
-
Does he like it?
-
Hates it. He's currently teaching romantic poetry,
-
otherwise known as Dee-dum-shite.
-
"O the mind, mind, has mountains, cliffs of fall,