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What does he do?
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Teaches English.
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Does he like it?
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Hates it. He's currently teaching romantic poetry,
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otherwise known as Dee-dum-shite.
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"O the mind, mind, has mountains, cliffs of fall,
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"Frightful, sheer, no-man travelled.
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"Hold them cheap Who ne'er hung there.
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"Nor does long our durance
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Deal with that steep, deep. Here! Creep!"
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That's a poem. That's what he longs to teach.
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But no, it's "Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-fucking-dum."