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*Could you be the one? *
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Dirty Secrets Limited. How can I help you?
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- It's me. - What do you want?
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What?
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I said what do you want?
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- We've got a date. - We had a date. You missed it.
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I had a pint with the lads.
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- A pint? - A couple.
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What you got in the bag?
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- Brandy. - Piss off.
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- What? - I said piss off.
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- Why? - Why?! Because I'm sick of you taking me for granted.