There's a club in town for girls like me.

城里有个酒吧都是我这样的女人
I'd invite you, but...

我本想邀你同去可惜
I know you'd never have the balls to be seen out with me.

我知道你没种跟我一起抛头露面
Ciao, darling.

别啦亲爱的
I haven't got the balls to be seen out with you. Shall I tell you why?

我没种跟你一起抛头露面知道为什么吗
Nothing like a bit of Dutch courage, is there?

酒壮怂人胆是不是啊
It's because you make no bleeding effort to look like a woman,

就因为你根本没下功夫整得像个女人
a real woman.

真正的女人
I never claimed to be Cheryl bloody Cole!

我又没说过我是谢丽尔·科尔
I never expected you to turn into Cheryl Cole

我也没指望你能变成谢丽尔·科尔
but you have to do better than Old King fucking Cole

可你要是想跟我一起出门
if you want to be seen out in public with me.

至少不能当老国王科尔