Two things we got in common...

咱俩有两个共同点
We both hate wearing shirts and we both have tattoos,

一是都讨厌穿上衣二是都有纹身
only his... is on his face!

只不过他...纹在了脸上
You interested in hearing about the other job yet, Cambo?

现在有兴趣听另一个任务了么卡仔
Yes, I am.

乐意之至
All right, so your job is a cinch.

听好了你的任务很小儿科
You gotta take care of a 16-year-old kid named Leslie Kaczander.

你得帮一个叫蕾丝利·卡赞德的十六岁小毛孩
Sweet. So what is he?

真酷他什么来头
Internet billionaire? Boy band pop star?

是网络亿万富翁男孩乐队明星
Teen mayor? What?

还是青年市长什么的
Random dweebus.

就是一无知小孩
His parents hired us to find out who's been cyberbullying him

他家长雇我们揪出一直在网上欺负他的