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I chose the path of charity, as Jesus would have done.
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They say he died with a smile on his face.
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Potty, I mean.
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Well, I'll spare the Groby Tree for the duration.
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But if my husband thinks he can throw me over for that
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scrub-faced ladies' champion of the regular bowel movement...
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He's the only man who perhaps wouldn't.
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And he'll go to heaven for it.
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You say that because you think
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of God as an English landowner on a colossal scale,
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who never leaves his study, so is invisible.
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Well, if Christopher's not in heaven when the war's over,