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Guru Sona,
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are a con artist,
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so you can take your mantras
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and your yoga and your Shining Tree of Life
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and shove it up your ashram.
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And by the way, kombucha is made of bacteria and yeast.
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It's okay.
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She's troubled, she needs to talk.
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You better believe I'm troubled.
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I want my money back.
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Oh, I'm, I'm sorry, Naomi, but you already signed the deed
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to my foundation.