Thank you so much for coming down.

感谢你能来
Bridezilla's an understatement.

说她是暴走新娘都是轻的
But Tank's story checked out.

但唐克说的是实话
What about his other story?

那他说的另一个呢
Emma stiffing them on the donation?

爱玛不乐意捐款那个
Rich people change pet charities like my kids change underwear.

有钱人换慈善新宠跟我儿子换内裤的频率一样
Not exactly every day, but pretty close.

不算每天换但也差不多了
Speaking of pet charities,

说到慈善新宠
last canceled checks from Emma's account.

这是爱玛的最后一张取消支票
Three in a row made out to cash at $10,000 apiece,

连续三次取出一万美金
but then one for $250,000 made out to Aura Therapy Institute.

之后有二十五万美金的账款付给了气场理疗中心
Aura therapy?

气场理疗