last canceled checks from Emma's account.

这是爱玛的最后一张取消支票
Three in a row made out to cash at $10,000 apiece,

连续三次取出一万美金
but then one for $250,000 made out to Aura Therapy Institute.

之后有二十五万美金的账款付给了气场理疗中心
Aura therapy?

气场理疗
I'm not fluent in New Age-speak,

我听不懂什么流行词
but i think that translates to total crock.

但感觉翻译过来就是扯淡
This boho girl I'm dating won't get down with me

我现任波西米亚风女友每次水星逆行
whenever Mercury's in retrograde.

都不愿意跟我上床
I used to tell Jake that my nose was stuffed

我以前没性致的时候
when I wasn't in the mood.

就跟杰克说我鼻子不通气
And Andrew.

还有安德鲁
Can't see you ever getting in the mood with a guy like Andrew.

没想到你对安德鲁还能提得起性致