I see you in here all the time. You're funny, you're cute.

我常在这儿见到你呢你既风趣又帅气
You just gotta find the right guy.

只是还没有遇见对的人
Well, how motivational poster-ey of you.

你真会鼓励人
You know, I don't need advice from the hetero peanut gallery.

我才不要异性恋的建议
All right? Just another appletini in which to drown my sorrows.

再给我来杯苹果马提尼浇愁吧
Grammatically correct in the depths of despair, I'm impressed.

这么忧伤还用这么复杂的语法佩服佩服
Even though you have me all wrong.

不过你完全误解了我的意思
But I have excellent gaydar.

但我的基达很敏锐
Your gaydar's on the fritz, pal.

你的基达有点失灵了伙计
You just remember. Purple and green.

记住紫色和绿色
Looks like a handsome stranger is gonna solve your problems.

应该会出现一个帅气的陌生人帮你解决困境
Hey pretty, glad you called.

美女很高兴接到你的电话