来自《乡谣情缘 第0集》

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  This is how you win a beauty pageant.
  我来告诉你怎么得冠军
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  Oh, let's see.
  来看看吧
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  "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, distinguished judges."
  谢谢 女士们先生们 尊敬的评委
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  That's such bullshit.
  这太扯淡了
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  And then I give them one of my seven smiles.
  然后我嫣然一笑
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  - Yeah, let's see them. - Well, I got swimsuit.
  -我们来看看 -我有泳装一笑
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  And then interview.
  接着是受访一笑
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  I like that one.
  我喜欢那个
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  I got my formal wear.
  我还有正装一笑
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  Which one's your drunk-off-my-ass smile?
  哪一个是你醉成烂泥一笑
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  I think you're drunk.
  你喝多了
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  You know, I think we should have a swimsuit competition.
  我觉得我们应该来一场泳装比赛