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in spite of the alliteration of his name,
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and goes for a political choice.
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What could send a better Unionist message
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to the border states than Andrew Johnson,
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the only Southern senator who doesn't secede from his seat?
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Well, all was pretty well, at least until the inauguration.
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Andrew Johnson, unfortunately,
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was drunk at his inauguration
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as Vice-President of the United States.
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Now his explanation for that is that
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he had a terrible tooth infection
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and he'd been sloshing down whiskey all morning.