You know, aside from the outhouse,

除了外屋
this cabin isn't so primitive.

这小屋并没那么原始
Economics,

经济学
Philosophy,

哲学
Political Theory.

政治理论学
It isn't exactly breezy, take to the beach reading.

真不是带去海滩边休闲阅读的书
I would, but I don't really like the beach.

我就会带不过我不太喜欢海滩
Why is that?

为什么
Sandy food, pink skin,

食物里有沙皮肤会晒红
limited and unengaging topography,

地势单一没有吸引力
but mostly the drug-resistant bacteria spread by sea gull feces.

但最主要是抗药菌会通过海鸥的排泄物传播
Sorry I asked.

我就不该问你