It isn't exactly breezy, take to the beach reading.

真不是带去海滩边休闲阅读的书
I would, but I don't really like the beach.

我就会带不过我不太喜欢海滩
Why is that?

为什么
Sandy food, pink skin,

食物里有沙皮肤会晒红
limited and unengaging topography,

地势单一没有吸引力
but mostly the drug-resistant bacteria spread by sea gull feces.

但最主要是抗药菌会通过海鸥的排泄物传播
Sorry I asked.

我就不该问你
You know, there's a lot of material here

这里有很多材料
about global warming, overcrowding.

关于全球变暖人口过多
The evils of technology.

科技的罪恶
There's no phone, no TV.

没有电话没有电视
I wonder what this guy does for fun.

不知道这个人有什么爱好