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Honey, when you write a college essay,
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you need to write about,
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who you really are,
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not who you pretend to be, okay?
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So no more stuff about
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how you're a huge fan of the Clash.
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I love the Clash.
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Name one of their songs.
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"Should I Stay or Should I Go."
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- Name another. - Well played,
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but if you torture me,
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I'm gonna torture you.