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Heartbreaking, isn't it?
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What happened?
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What do you mean?
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Is this about poor Jeffrey over there?
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Poor Jeffrey?
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He was trampled by a stampede of middle-aged secretaries
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during the midnight release
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of the talking Justin Bieber doll.
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His legs were crushed.
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He may never walk again.
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But you would know that
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if you ever bothered to come in