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and we were wondering if you could help us.
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What kind of help?
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Mobilize the National Guard up to Barrow
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with a ship that can break through the ice.
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Are you serious?
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You want me to mobilize the National Guard to save a few whales?
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Excuse me.
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Because whales can't vote, right?
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And they can't give big campaign contributions,
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so, who cares about a bunch of stupid whales, right?
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Please.
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In Alaska, there are no simple rescues.