shows up as I'm brushing my teeth.

就这么凭空出现了
Except she's got no toilet brush and rubber gloves,

但她没拿马桶刷没带橡胶手套
she's naked and bloody.

没穿衣服浑身是血
Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.

她丈夫用根冰锥刺死了她
It's hard to keep good help.

很难不寻求帮助
Do you think I wanted a bloody Mexican ghost

你以为我想让一个浑身是血的墨西哥鬼
in my bathroom?

出现在我的浴室里吗
All I wanted was to improve my tennis game

我想要的无非是提高网球技术
and unseat Charlotte Whitney as president of my book club.

以及罢免夏洛蒂·惠特尼读书社团社长的职位
But I was chosen.

但我命中注定如此
And when you're chosen,

一旦被选中
you either get with the program or you go crazy.

你要么面对现实要么就是被逼疯