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Phil's a snore! Phil's a snore!
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*It's amazing how the unexpected*
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*can take your life and change directions.*
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Oh, I know, I know. Tell them the story
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about how one of your students mistook you for the T.A.
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and said she heard the professor was super hot.
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Well, actually...
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That was pretty much it.
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Oh, my God. I love that story.
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Oh my God, you know what I love about this lunch?
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Nothing.
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Oh, hey, can I get a beer?