Well, usually I...

通常情况下
-More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. -Sorry.

-这T恤并非只是礼仪上的 -对不起
Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.

好吧新来的我们一次看完吧
Here we are at the first of many shitty games.

这是第一个低下的游戏
This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman.

不知道为什么它叫做 Flighing Dutchman
Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it.

更扯淡的是它的拼法
Hey, Jerry.

嗨杰瑞
$1 buys five rings.

1美元5个环
If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles,

如果环落在红色瓶子上
they win a giant-ass panda.

就能得到一个大个儿熊猫
-hat is a giant-ass panda.

这就是大个儿熊猫啊
Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.

是的这是游乐场里最好的奖品